quintsmachete:

“mid” wife?…..ha, ha……no such thing.

idkhowupdates:

fruit-teeth:

Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough

BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’

vastlysuperiorspiderman:

I think the main character of every Souls-style game should speak a single voiced line and only ever ONCE per play through. After a random threshold of being killed by one the games’ bosses, The Chosen Undead/Bearer of the Curse/Ashen One/Tarnished should just let out an audible sigh and say “I fucking hate it here.”

And then they’d go back to being stomped by Qlorath The Accursed or whomever the fuck.

r3xter:

my favorite thing about warrior cats designs is that everyone has their own little take on each character but graystripe is always this

kaban-bang:

returntocrab:

casualcarpetshark:

ALT

BOW DOWN TO THE ANCIENT ONE

GO GRAPNDA

greater-than-the-sword:

30 minute recipe? Psh. I can do it in an hour and a half

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:

goodscreencaps: